Hi Etsy.
It’s August. Hottest month of the whole year, at least in these parts. And while you haven’t disappointed in the “hot” item category, you have displayed items recently that would fit right in with News of the Weird. What’s the deal? Is August creep month? I thought that was reserved for October.
Couldn’t wait to share these oddities with my friends. Not because they’ll buy, but because it’s too crazy to not pass along.
love, allison
Cabbage Patch Ear Muffs by Rogue Retro. These things make my skin crawl, but someone couldn’t live without them; they’ve already sold! Personally, I think it’s pretty sick to walk around with two baby faces with yarn hair adorning each ear. Are standard ear muffs not warm enough for your tender ears? I worry that people might be confused as to which set of eyes they should look at while you’re speaking. If my opinion is wrong and you can’t wait to get a pair; send me a photo if you pull the trigger.
Crowning Glory Necklace by aminyitray. At first glance, I was convinced these were real teeth, pulled from a real mouth, and mounted on a real necklace. Whew. After reading, I discovered they’re fake teeth, made from porcelain, and were used by dentists back in the day to help patients select a shade for their new teeth (dentures?). Still pretty gross. This would definitely freak out your kids if they still believe in the Tooth Fairy.
Brisket Flip Flop by SoleSensations. Doesn’t this look real?! I’m sure this is just a piece of art and is not meant as a foot protector, but it’s pretty impressive. And strange. The guy behind this sandwich/brisket sandal has created a whole line of interesting shoes, everything from candy dish stilettos to candelabra wedges. This one’s still my fav. Maybe it’s the fake bacon.
Hand Knitted Armchair Slip Cover by BiscuitScout. Okay, so this isn’t crazy, but isn’t it somewhat bizarre that someone would spend hours upon days knitting an intricate sweater for a chair? Yes, bet it’s cozy, but wouldn’t it also feel like you were perpetually sitting against someone’s chest? Wouldn’t that thing be insanely hot in the summer? Plus, wouldn’t you have to watch out for moths? The smell of those things make me nauseous. So does this chair.
Custom Kitty Stole by CatTingles. This freaks me out. It’s a felted wool colored cat stole scarf thing dangling around this woman’s neck. I get that it’s supposed to be a throw back to the furs women wore in the 40s, but really, a fake cat? Or two, as in the case of this photo. I’ve never met any felines whose bodies are normally shaped like this, and I’ve never met a sane human who would want one of these. Unless it was a weird gag gift. Judging by this lady’s face, this is not a gag. The cats even look like they’re praying. Weird.
Vintage Rabbit Ribbon Holder by shavingkitsupplies. This thing looks like something out of Alice and Wonderland, doesn’t it? It’s got this weird sweet-creepy vibe. When you first look at it, it’s almost cute, but then the hole in its face starts to mess with your brain. There’s a rumor that Candy Spelling, former wife of director Aaron Spelling has three of these things, but Google hasn’t come through for me in the confirmation department. Really, three?
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That’s all for August. If you come across any weird finds, send them to me. There’s nothing quite like sharing creepy stuff.
Sleep tight!
love, allison