Monthly Archives: September 2010

sasquatch noodles

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With fall in the air and parents on their way for a visit this past weekend, I decided the time was right to cook up a giant pot of homemade chicken noodle soup, complete with homemade noodles.

Let me preface this by saying, the soup was delicious.

So were the noodles.

However, even if you (I’m preaching to myself here) think you’ve cut your raw noodles into the appropriate thin-ish width to accommodate for their expansion once cooking into your soup, think again. You need to use your little pizza cutter and slice the dough so the lines are practically touching, otherwise the noodles will turn out plump like mine. Fat like lasagna noodles.

Chicken Lasagna Soup.

Your spoons, if like mine, do not know how to simultaneously pick up broth and dangling faux lasagna noodles, also known as Chicken Lasagna Soup. Nor will your guests know how to eat fat dangling faux lasagna noodles. And believe me when I say that fetching all of the fat noodles out of your pot and cutting them down to the appropriate size before returning them to the soup is a giant waste of time. Just remember: thin. Roll the dough thin. Cut them thin. And hey, get thin! This chicken noodle soup is pretty darn filling and not so bad on the waistline.

Here’s the recipe, in case you’re itching to make some to combat the cooler temps and rainy skies.

Ingredients:

1 1/2 # pkg. of chicken thighs

1 medium onion

2 qts. chicken broth

3 carrots

2 celery stalks

1/2 tsp crushed sage

1/2 tsp crushed thyme

2 T minced garlic

2 cups flour

2 medium eggs

1/3 cup Milk

sea salt

ground black pepper

Directions:

1. Add chicken broth to a large pot. Once boiling, add chicken and herbs/spices. Cook for 20 min.

2. While the chicken is cooking, chop your vegetables and set aside.

3. At the 20 minute mark, remove the pot from the heat. Remove the chicken and debone/skin it.

4. Rough chop or shred the chicken, add it back to the soup along with the chopped vegetables.

5. Boil the soup for another 20 minutes.

6. In a medium bowl, mix the flour and salt together. In a separate bowl, wisk the eggs and milk together. In the flour mixture, form a depression in the middle. Add the eggs and milk and mix well, forming a dough.

7. Roll your dough out on the counter, flouring when necessary, until it’s approximately 1/8″ thick. Let it rested for about 20 minutes. Stir soup occasionally.

8. Once your dough has napped, take your pizza cutter and slice it into very THIN strips (no more than 1/4 inch wide). They will expand once cooked. I promise.

9. Drop raw noodles one at a time into the simmering soup and cook until tender, approximately 15-20 minutes.

10. Add garlic about 5 minutes before your soup finishes. Then serve and enjoy!

That’s it, folks. Couldn’t be easier, and tastes remarkably better than Campbell’s. I love that fall weather is perfect for soup. Another thing I love about these cooler temps and rainy skies? They’re a great excuse to put on sweatpants the minute I walk in the door.

And no, the photo isn’t mine. Unfortunately my noodles were far too fat to fit comfortably in a cute mug because I cut them large enough for Sasquatch. The person who took the photo obviously knew a thing or two about exponential noodle swelling.

love, allison

deepest awareness

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When I get honest, I admit I am a bundle of paradoxes. I believe and I doubt, I hope and I get discouraged, I love and I hate, I feel bad about feeling good and I feel guilty about not feeling guilty, I am trusting and suspicious, I am honest and I still play games — to live by grace means to acknowledge my whole life story the light side and the dark, my deepest awareness of myself is that I am deeply loved by Jesus Christ and I have done nothing to deserve or earn it.                                                                                                                                           Brennan Manning

love, allison

candy jar

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Take this:

Make this:

It’s a proven fact that people will stop by your office more often if you bribe them with candy.

Let’s face it: everyone needs a quick friendly conversation every once in a while.

Bribery = friends.

Supplies:

1 half-quart jar from Target

1 sheet of sticky letters, these are 3 dimensional

1 sheet heavy cardstock

1 small wood disk (look at Michael’s)

Modge Podge / heavy craft super glue

ribbon

craft knife

black sharpie

Fray Check

candy of your liking

Directions:

It’s pretty self-explanatory, but here’s how it works: take your wood disk and glue cardstock on both sides, one side at a time, trimming excess with a craft knife. Color edges of wood disk with your Sharpie so they are nice and black. Let glue and Sharpie dry completely. Cut one piece of ribbon that will fit around the mouth of the jar with enough at each end to glue to the back side of your wood disk. Make a bow out of another piece of ribbon and attach to the top of your wood disk. Don’t forget to Fray Check the ends of your ribbon so they won’t, you know, fray.

Assemble it all together and let it dry for at least 24 hours before using. (I made my “sign” hang low enough that I can remove the entire thing from the jar for washing.) If you’re really inspired, modge podge the whole thing so it is stain and water resistant.

That’s all folks. Easy, easy. And less than ten bucks.

Only one step left:

Fill it with candy, set it on your desk, and they will come! Start the bribery, make new friends.

Send me pics of your candy jar creations. Can’t wait to see what you make.

love, allison

happy fall

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It’s officially autumn. The 90+ degree temps are a tell-tale sign, no?

Regardless, here are a few things that make me giddy about fall.

In no particular order…

Autumn Happy List

1. State Fair.

2. Funnel Cakes at the State Fair.

3. Football games.

4. Sweaters with hoods.

5. Camping in the cool mountains.

7. Leaves. Don’t you wish this was your tree?

8. Picking apples.

9. Then making pie.

10. Backyard firepits.

11. Rich colors.

12. Goldendoodle puppies. Okay, okay. This guy’s just a throw in. You can get one year ’round. Cute, huh?

Happy autumn, friends! What makes you giddy about fall? I’d love to read your lists!

love, allison

well-spent

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The weather has been so perfect recently that I spent nearly three hours under a Starbucks umbrella sipping a calorie-loaded Frappuccino on a cobblestone patio with a friend, blissfully unaware of time.

Who wouldn’t want something that yummy and a day that lovely last as long as possible? Better believe it, I even licked the whipped cream off the top sides of my cup as we neared the three hour mark. That’s the only way to live, my friends. You should try it.

Doesn’t it look delicious? And no, Starbucks isn’t giving me some sort of kickback for promotion, although that would be incredibly benevolent. It’s hard to justify a $4 frozen coffee more than now and again.

But good news, folks. As a tribute to the cooler temps and less humidity, Starbucks fall drinks are back. Have a favorite? I need a new go-to. My fall/winter order: non-fat chai latte. BOR-ing. But oh so delicious. Like pumpkin in a cup. So, suggestions for the next time I feel like dropping too much cash on an experience rather than a drink?

Also, did you know Starbucks is dog friendly? You’re welcome.

Here’s to hoping you’re having equally well-spent afternoons in the cool sunshine of fall. It won’t last forever.

(sad face.)

love, allison

birthday happiness hangover

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I have a birthday happiness hangover.

The kind that makes you smile.

The kind you get from tons of well wishes.

Cards and presents.

Cookies baked by a silly little girl.

Celebrating at a cool restaurant.

Cupcakes from Dewey’s.

Because what’s a birthday without cupcakes? Especially red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting.

And last night, I was euphorically pooped. Birthdays are exhausting!

Thanks for the love, friends and almost friends.

You are a blessing.

And I’m crazy about you.

love, allison

faux man sweater

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This is what happens when your brother asks you to cut* his hair in his kitchen.

This is why salons give you capes and prefer you to keep your shirts on while they trim.

This also gives me new sympathy for men with back fur.

If that’s you, I’m sorry.

Really, really sorry.

At least you’re warm in winter.

love, allison

* Disclaimer: I am not a professional stylist. In fact, I’m not even an unprofessional. I have no training whatsoever. In our sister-brother history of hair cutting, we’ve had a few mishaps (including a nearly bald patch above the left ear), and yet he still asks me to do it. He’s either brave or stupid; I haven’t figured out which yet. I’ll let you know in another six weeks. xo!

eco-chic onesies

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Forgive the blurry, dark, incredibly inferior photos.

But without a camera handy, and a package waiting to be shipped, I had to snap what I could.

A new crafty little project.

For my sweet friend’s newly birthed baby.

Not this friend.

But for my eco-chic, West Virginian friend.

I’ll forgive her for moving one day.

Two years later and I’m still stewing over it.

Point is, they just welcomed baby girl #2, Annie.

Love her.

Can’t wait to snuggle her.

Give her kisses.

Watch her gummy smile.

Someday.

For now, a couple of hand-appliqued onesies will have to do.

Just until I can get my hands on that soft hair and fat cheeks.

Sigh.

Back to the onesies.

Here they are, in all of their glory!

Totally appropriate for my marine-loving, reduce your footprint, chicken-raising friends.

Want to make your own?

Go to Jo Ann Fabric. Don’t forget your 40% off coupon. Buy some iron-on heavy interfacing plus two different fabrics, 1/8 yard each. Totals up to mere pennies, my friends. Free hand shapes on your fabrics and cut them out. Iron the interfacing to your cut-outs, then iron that to your onesie (or shirt). Use a zig-zag stich on your machine to outline each shape. I prefer thread that matches, not stands out. Your choice. As the onesie gets worn and washed (cold water only, inside out!), the edges will fray slightly. In a cool way, of course.

Need more deets? You can email me!

love, allison

critical question

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Makes you think:

The critical question for our generation—and for every generation— is this: If you could have heaven, with no sickness, and with all the friends you ever had on earth, and all the food you ever liked, and all the leisure activities you ever enjoyed, and all the natural beauties you ever saw, all the physical pleasures you ever tasted, and no human conflict or any natural disasters, could you be satisfied with  heaven, if Christ were not there?

God is the Gospel: Meditations on God’s Love as the Gift of Himself

Has my generation begun to view heaven as a cruise ship with everyone we care about, calm waters and gorgeous weather, an endless buffet of food, and every tropical adventure ever imagined? No fighting. No storms. No hurt. No poverty. No hunger. No sickness. Only happiness. Satisfaction. A flawless eternal dream.

No Christ necessary.

Have we become so disillusioned that we could be joyful about or satisfied with experiencing the promises of heaven without the Man whose death granted us life there?

That’s a scary, scary thought.

Thanks, John Piper for the reality check.

love, allison